petespost

I'm back! Hooray! Not that any of you friggin noticed. Ya bastards ya.My tinternet's been broked all week due to certain meddling on my dearest brother's part. (Meddling with his part? Dirty boy.)I've had to make do with posting the odd comment here and there on work's pc when I could steal a moment.Speaking of work, I'd rather not go back. Not after Friday, when getting his lunch out the fridge, my boss presses a banana against his neck to demonstrate to me how cold it was. (We are talking bananas as in the fruity yellow variety. He's not some great sexual extortionist as far as I know.) It's no secret I don't like bananas. I'm not scared of them, I'm just not their greatest fans. It's not a problem. I live a full and happy life. But for some inexplicable reason the sight of a banana touching the back of his neck sent me completely over the edge, and I proceeded to freak out and burst into tears. I then had to leave the office to go calm down and compose myself.This behaviour, added to the rest of the bollocks he has to put up with, really doesn't do much for his opinion of me. His parting words Friday evening were:"I've never met anyone like you." whilst shaking his head in disbelief.But in my defence I think that's a good thing. After all, you're not likely to forget me in a hurry.At least I think that's a good thing...

So you found my blog, eh? nothing to read here yet, come back tommorow